Jorge Paez on WWE TV!!
Everyone please pardon the huge boner I am sporting right now.
Jorge Paez is on SMACKDOWN!!What?
"Who is George Pazz?"First of all, ignorant dick, he's Mexican, so say his name proper, fools.
"hor-hay," dammit! Maybe you've heard of him, as
Maromero. No? Well, fuck you.
Jorge Paez is one of this generations finest boxing entertainers along with Ali, Macho Camacho and Prince Naseem.
You seriously still have no fucking idea what I'm talking about? Damn, you suck. Okay, if you've EVER watched sporting news stations and saw stories featuring a latino boxer who dressed like Batman or Superman while beating the daylights out of someone, that's the man.
I was pumped to hear that Paez was featured in the Rey Mysterio Jr. music video (which, unfortunately, sucked a bit). But I never thought that would lead to Paez being on Smackdown!
So, now he's hanging out with Rey Jr. and is part of the rivalry with Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Sr. Oh, HELL yeah!
Jorge Paez and Chavo Guerrero on US TV? Even freaking better!
I'm sure the culturally void white-bread losers out there can't appreciate just how colossal Jorge Paez or Chavo Guerrero are, but you
should be pissing in your pants over this. If you aren't, I'll gladly come over and beat the piss out of you.